This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
Courtesy of my sexy anonymous lurker for the idea! (Lay Lay, lemme holla) (c)
Key fingered you up against the kitchen counter when suddenly taemin burst in and said “why is your dick so small?”
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
